Washington Post - Americans elected a president who’d once co-starred in a movie with a chimpanzee. Rich women hired “surrogate mothers” to bear their children. The Soviet Union suddenly dropped dead. Scientists invented a magic pill that gave men erections. California

Girl injured at zoo after chimpanzee throws stone at her
Japan Today - NAGOYA An 8-year-old girl sustained a minor forehead injury when a chimpanzee threw a stone at her at a zoological park in Toyohashi, Aichi Prefecture, park officials said Tuesday. The incident, which happened in May, prompted the city government

Terra Daily - Raichlen and his colleagues will publish the article, “Chimpanzee locomotor energetics and the origin of human bipedalism” in the online early edition of the Proceedings of the National Academy of Sciences (PNAS) during the week of July 16. The print

The ShowBuzz.com - Organizers estimate 2 billion people heard Live Earth’s music in person, on TV or on the Internet. Live Earth venues featured aboriginal elders, chimpanzee calls from scientist Jane Goodall, a holographic Gore and more than 100 of the biggest names

Whine of the Week
MSNBC - But instead of simply being quiet or saying that they will defend Bonds with everything at their disposal, Rains beat on his chest, hooted like a chimpanzee and told The New York Daily News, “I’ll outmaneuver (the government lawyers) at every turn. I